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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,157thMost Pacifist: 1,394thSafest: 1,636th
The Turtle Isles of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Safe and Peaceful
Nicholas
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Eastern New England

Population8.758 billion

CapitalBoston
LeaderNicholas
FaithLutheranism

Currencysand dollar
Animalturtle

The Turtle Isles of Eastern New England is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Nicholas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, lack of airports, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.758 billion New Englishmen love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient New English economy, worth a remarkable 1,194 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,370 sand dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A passport is literally priceless, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern New England's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Eastern New England is ranked 27,620th in the world and 150th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 1,415.76365641068 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,157thMost Pacifist: 1,394thSafest: 1,636thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,938thNicest Citizens: 2,117thBest Weather: 2,280thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,361stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,748thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,007thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,041stMost Inclusive: 3,124thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,301stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,412thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,425thHealthiest Citizens: 3,567thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,925thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,009thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,090thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,174thHighest Food Quality: 4,763rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,986thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,761stMost Developed: 5,979thLargest Governments: 6,633rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,050thSmartest Citizens: 8,396thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,134thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,113thMost Devout: 11,986thMost Income Equality: 12,218thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,225thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,232ndMost Cultured: 13,681stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,426thTop
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Most Influential: 16,836thHighest Economic Output: 23,828thMost Stationary: 27,620thHighest Average Incomes: 27,951st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 30th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionMost Income Equality: 34th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 39th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 44th in the regionNicest Citizens: 44th in the regionBest Weather: 44th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 51st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 62nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 63rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 64th in the regionMost Inclusive: 66th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 67th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Devout: 68th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 69th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 80th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 83rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eastern New England was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern New England, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern New England, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern New England, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern New England, a passport is literally priceless.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern New England, glamping New Englishmen won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Eastern New England was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Eastern New England was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Eastern New England was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Eastern New England was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

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