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Eastern Valskovia

Population475 million



The People's Republic of Eastern Valskovia is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 475 million Eastern Valskovians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zavutsk. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Eastern Valskovian economy, worth 15.1 trillion tschekovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 31,834 tschekovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Valskovia's national animal is the Trakehner, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Valskovia is ranked 14,833rd in the world and 903rd in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,049.7 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,573rdTop
Most Secular: 3,325thMost Influential: 3,795thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,549thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,833rdLowest Crime Rates: 20,468th
Most Secular: 172nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 492nd in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 903rd in the regionMost Influential: 951st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 972nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 979th in the region

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