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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,154thMost Influential: 1,576thMost Secular: 2,690th
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Eastern Valskovia

Population2.217 billion

LeaderFeodor Alexandrov


The People's Republic of Eastern Valskovia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Feodor Alexandrov with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, daily referendums, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed population of 2.217 billion Eastern Valskovians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zavutsk. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Eastern Valskovian economy, worth 145 trillion tschekovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is 65,677 tschekovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Eastern Valskovian satellites can detect it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Valskovia's national animal is the Trakehner, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Valskovia is ranked 50,396th in the world and 2,336th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 65.3 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,154thMost Influential: 1,576thTop
Most Secular: 2,690thBest Weather: 7,675thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,218thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,525thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,602ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,950thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,577thHealthiest Citizens: 12,155thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,427thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,279thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,641stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,723rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,690thLargest Governments: 17,953rdSafest: 19,388thMost Inclusive: 20,315thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,337thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,329thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,631stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,468th
Most Secular: 151st in the regionBest Weather: 450th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 511th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 541st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 576th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 593rd in the regionMost Influential: 642nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 661st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 679th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 688th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 705th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 776th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 858th in the regionLargest Governments: 908th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 910th in the region

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