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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 488th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 787th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 902nd
The Armed Republic Regime of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
My button is bigger and actually works. - Dongold Trump
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population6.235 billion

LeaderHis Highness

Currencygold coin

The Armed Republic Regime of Easternryke is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by His Highness with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.235 billion Savages are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpha. The average income tax rate is 70.4%.

The frighteningly efficient savage economy, worth a remarkable 1,786 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 286,483 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Easternryke's national animal is the python, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholosism.

Easternryke is ranked 46,663rd in the world and 2,445th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,271.43 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 488thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 787thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 902ndMost Influential: 916thMost Devout: 1,232ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,332ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,334thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,351stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,393rdMost Avoided: 1,517thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,617thLargest Black Market: 1,651stTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,857thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,889thHighest Average Incomes: 1,904thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,179thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,533rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,872ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,074thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,075thLowest Crime Rates: 3,181stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,217thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,534thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,576thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,688thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,954thLargest Governments: 5,635thMost Efficient Economies: 6,833rdHighest Economic Output: 7,152ndTop
Most Conservative: 8,725thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,768thSmartest Citizens: 8,870thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,027thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,903rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,673rdMost Authoritarian: 16,507th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 46th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52nd in the regionMost Avoided: 53rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 56th in the regionLargest Black Market: 57th in the regionMost Devout: 65th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 83rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 105th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 134th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 137th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 140th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 156th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 172nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 176th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 179th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 182nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 183rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 208th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 243rd in the regionLargest Governments: 279th in the regionMost Influential: 330th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 350th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 377th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 500th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 502nd in the regionMost Stationary: 555th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 585th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 652nd in the regionLargest Populations: 701st in the regionRudest Citizens: 724th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 736th in the region

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