Population | 36.074 billion |
Capital | Lodgertia |
Leader | King Iqbal II |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | Fishfinger |
Animal | digitalis-tailed lion |
The Imperial Commonwealth of Eastfield Lodge is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Iqbal II with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 36.074 billion Eastfielders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lodgertia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Eastfielder economy, worth an astonishing 13,796 trillion Fishfingers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 382,451 Fishfingers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, planespotters are emigrating in droves, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany King Iqbal II to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastfield Lodge's national animal is the digitalis-tailed lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.
Eastfield Lodge is ranked 346,022nd in the world and 94th in Rushmore for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -28.47 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Eastfield Lodge voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Recognition of the General Assembly"".
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Eastfield Lodge, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany King Iqbal II to meetings with foreign heads of state.
- : Following new legislation in
Eastfield Lodge, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia.
- : Following new legislation in
Eastfield Lodge, planespotters are emigrating in droves.
- : Following new legislation in
Eastfield Lodge, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
- : Following new legislation in
Eastfield Lodge, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
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Eastfield Lodge voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Assembly Central Library Compact"".
- : Following new legislation in
Eastfield Lodge, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
- : Following new legislation in
Eastfield Lodge, diplomatic cables about King Iqbal II have suddenly been very flattering.
- : Following new legislation in
Eastfield Lodge, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Nethertopia and
Electrum.