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Most Secular: 2,022ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,849thLargest Black Market: 15,334th
The Sexy Seax-Wielders of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
To Eax Its Own
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Eax

Population2.752 billion

CapitalPoleax
LeaderYakkity Seax

CurrencyNail
AnimalEaxic Tern

The Sexy Seax-Wielders of Eax is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Yakkity Seax with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.752 billion Eaxians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poleax. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.8%.

The powerhouse Eaxian economy, worth 196 trillion Nails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,451 Nails, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 303,821 per year while the poor average 10,822, a ratio of 28.1 to 1.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, high school bands practice by moonlight, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eax's national animal is the Eaxic Tern, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eax is ranked 125,599th in the world and 184th in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 115.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Secular: 2,022ndTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,849thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,334thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,712thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,079th
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Most Secular: 28th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 29th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eax was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Eax, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Eax, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Eax, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Eax, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Eax, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Eax, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in Eax, there's a bright dawn ahead for Eax.
  • : Following new legislation in Eax, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Eax, morality classes are compulsory for all school students.

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