The Democratic Republic of Eazykillerstan is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.141 billion Eazykillerstanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eazykillerstanian economy, worth 213 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 99,761 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, and busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eazykillerstan's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eazykillerstan is ranked 73,527^th in the world and 506^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Economic Output, with 213 trillion Standard Monetary Units.