The Democratic Republic of Eazykillerstan is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 389 million Eazykillerstanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eazykillerstanian economy, worth 31.3 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,540 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, the fattest folk in Eazykillerstan look to be the happiest ones, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eazykillerstan's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eazykillerstan is ranked 34,795^th in the world and 526^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.89 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.