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Most Influential: 5,902ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,965thMost Secular: 9,955th
The Democratic Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
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Eazykillerstan

Population2.141 billion

Currencypound
Animalunicorn

The Democratic Republic of Eazykillerstan is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.141 billion Eazykillerstanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eazykillerstanian economy, worth 213 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 99,761 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, and busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eazykillerstan's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eazykillerstan is ranked 73,527th in the world and 506th in 10000 Islands for Highest Economic Output, with 213 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Developed: 12,804thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,428thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,805thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,962ndMost Beautiful Environments: 14,075thBest Weather: 14,648thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,354thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,626thLowest Crime Rates: 16,536thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,563rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,712thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,116thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,144thLargest Governments: 19,042ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,459thSafest: 21,061stSmartest Citizens: 22,221stMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,595thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,941stMost Efficient Economies: 23,372ndHealthiest Citizens: 23,995thMost Pacifist: 24,290th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 97th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Eazykillerstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, with great power generation comes great responsibility.
  • : Eazykillerstan was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.

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