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Nudest: 2,211thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,547thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,578th
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Eazykillerstan

Population389 million

Currencypound
Animalunicorn

The Democratic Republic of Eazykillerstan is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 389 million Eazykillerstanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eazykillerstanian economy, worth 31.3 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,540 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, the fattest folk in Eazykillerstan look to be the happiest ones, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eazykillerstan's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eazykillerstan is ranked 34,795th in the world and 526th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.89 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,547thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,578thLargest Mining Sector: 12,487thMost Secular: 12,866thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,722ndMost Corrupt Governments: 18,045thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,056th
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Nudest: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 105th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 145th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 154th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Secular: 209th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 212th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 216th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eazykillerstan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Eazykillerstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, the fattest folk in Eazykillerstan look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Eazykillerstan was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, glamping Eazykillerstanians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.

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