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Nudest: 1,011thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,515thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,711th
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Eazykillerstan

Population894 million

Currencypound
Animalunicorn

The Democratic Republic of Eazykillerstan is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 894 million Eazykillerstanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Eazykillerstanian economy, worth 80.3 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,849 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Eazykillerstan in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eazykillerstan's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eazykillerstan is ranked 116,234th in the world and 717th in 10000 Islands for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 440.74 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Nudest: 1,011thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,515thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,711thTop
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Most Influential: 12,474thMost Secular: 12,724thLargest Mining Sector: 17,543rdHighest Poor Incomes: 19,890thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,976thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,350thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,292nd
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Nudest: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 102nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 134th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eazykillerstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Eazykillerstan was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Ner Epiand.
  • : Eazykillerstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Eazykillerstan was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, Leader has just been declared ruler of Eazykillerstan in an international press conference.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Eazykillerstan endorsed The Lacking of HumanSanity.

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