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Largest Insurance Industry: 3,662ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 21,066thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,686th
The Wafflecratic Theocracy of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
With thy waffle, we shan't falter.
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Hermit
The Grand Waffle Founder of Wafflecracy / The Grand Protector of Wafflecracy
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Superb

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Ebreinian Wafflecracy

Population4.181 billion

CapitalWafflenburg
LeaderThy Waffle
FaithWafflism

CurrencyEbreinian Credit
AnimalFalcon

The Wafflecratic Theocracy of Ebreinian Wafflecracy is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Thy Waffle with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.181 billion Ebreinian Wafflecracyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wafflenburg. The average income tax rate is 10.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ebreinian Wafflecracyian economy, worth 227 trillion Ebreinian Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 54,412 Ebreinian Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, Ebreinian Wafflecracy has designated Wafflenburg as its capital city, Thy Waffle has just been declared ruler of Ebreinian Wafflecracy in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Ebreinian Wafflecracy's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Wafflism.

Ebreinian Wafflecracy is ranked 42,189th in the world and 1st in Wafflecracy for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,741.32 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 3,662ndTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 21,066thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,686thMost Secular: 28,829th

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