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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 159thNudest: 521stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 756th
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Edible Plywood

Population16.431 billion

CapitalDorito City

Animalharvest mouse

The Forested Republic of Edible Plywood is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 16.431 billion Plywoodians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Environment, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dorito City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The very strong Plywoodian economy, worth a remarkable 1,907 trillion credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,073 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, and the Plywoodian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edible Plywood's national animal is the harvest mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Edible Plywood is ranked 122,159th in the world and 284th in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.82 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 159thNudest: 521stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 756thMost Beautiful Environments: 792ndBest Weather: 1,138thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,259thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,292ndMost Influential: 1,378thSafest: 1,459thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,703rdMost Pacifist: 1,806thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,524thLargest Governments: 2,621stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,872ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,412thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,563rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,629thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,379thMost Cultured: 5,134thMost Secular: 5,173rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,250thHealthiest Citizens: 5,529thSmartest Citizens: 6,880thHighest Economic Output: 7,819thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,769thLargest Populations: 10,223rdTop
Nicest Citizens: 12,311thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,471stMost Rebellious Youth: 15,361stMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,547th
Nudest: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionSafest: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionMost Average: 32nd in the regionLargest Governments: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 37th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 39th in the regionMost Pacifist: 41st in the region

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