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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 102ndMost Authoritarian: 245thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 493rd
The Eeeevil Dictatorship of
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Eeee Eeeee

Population4.918 billion

CapitalTwo Rooms
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CurrencyRoomba
AnimalAdam Hiecky

The Eeeevil Dictatorship of Eeee Eeeee is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by eeee eeeee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.918 billion Adame Hecklers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Two Rooms. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The powerhouse Adame Heckian economy, worth a remarkable 1,175 trillion Roombas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 239,105 Roombas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, the horniness of the great-horned Adam Hiecky is considered a national priority, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea, and small shoes often wash up on the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eeee Eeeee's national animal is the Adam Hiecky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eeee Eeeee is ranked 4,754th in the world and 237th in Lazarus for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 39,947.7 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 102ndMost Authoritarian: 245thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 493rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 501stBest Weather: 868thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,074thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,131stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,145thLowest Crime Rates: 1,168thLargest Black Market: 1,229thMost Conservative: 1,251stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,269thMost Extreme: 1,333rdTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,137thLargest Governments: 2,202ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,525thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,742ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,362ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,416thNudest: 3,463rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,754thHighest Average Incomes: 6,216thMost Secular: 7,967thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,031stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,039thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,120thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,463rdHighest Economic Output: 13,365thSmartest Citizens: 15,312thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,487th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionBest Weather: 36th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionMost Conservative: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 62nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 63rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 74th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 83rd in the regionLargest Governments: 101st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 116th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 143rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 156th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 166th in the regionNudest: 179th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 237th in the regionMost Stationary: 303rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 315th in the regionMost Secular: 420th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 481st in the regionMost Influential: 550th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 602nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eeee Eeeee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Eeee Eeeee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Eeee Eeeee altered its national flag.
  • : Eeee Eeeee altered its national flag.
  • : Eeee Eeeee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Eeee Eeeee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Eeee Eeeee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Eeee Eeeee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Eeee Eeeee, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Eeee Eeeee, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.

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