The Commonwealth of Eenieland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 977 million Eenielanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T'ranah. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Eenielandonian economy, worth 46.7 trillion Eenielandonian Dollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,822 Eenielandonian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Eenieland in an international press conference, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, and a PhD just ain't what it used to be. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eenieland's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eenieland is ranked 216,078^th in the world and 129^th in Liberal Democratic Union for Most Primitive, scoring -160.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.