The Nawabate of Eesil is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 752 million Eesilians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aetoria. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eesilian economy, worth 80.5 trillion takas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 107,078 takas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eesil's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eesil is ranked 115,717^th in the world and 56^th in Greater Cyngland for Most Secular, with 17.19 Atheism Rate.