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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,001stLargest Retail Industry: 13,358thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,558th
The Nawabate of
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𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞, 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐫
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Population752 million



The Nawabate of Eesil is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 752 million Eesilians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aetoria. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eesilian economy, worth 80.5 trillion takas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 107,078 takas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eesil's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eesil is ranked 115,717th in the world and 56th in Greater Cyngland for Most Secular, with 17.19 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,001stTop
Largest Retail Industry: 13,358thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,558thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,634thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,574thLowest Crime Rates: 21,602ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,686thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,697thMost Inclusive: 23,772ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,823rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,024th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Cyng, Solie Zerca, Abbeyverne, Grand Empire of Prussia, Kingdom Of Deutchland, Reevesdom, and Imperium of Rus.

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