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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 474thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 792ndMost Influential: 1,155th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Primum est potentia
Civil Rights
Very Good
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Population8.57 billion



The Kingdom of Efectivstan is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.57 billion Efectivstanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turing. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Efectivstanian economy, worth 780 trillion booleans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,090 booleans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader is famed for giving great back rubs, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, nations that kill an Efectivstanian can expect a strongly worded letter, and workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Efectivstan's national animal is the crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Efectivstan is ranked 5,578th in the world and 205th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,562.04 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 474thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 792ndMost Influential: 1,155thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 4,565thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,541stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,578thBest Weather: 5,718thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,950thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,038thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,678thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,056thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,636thSafest: 9,466thMost Pacifist: 9,593rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,660thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,871stMost Stationary: 10,739thNicest Citizens: 11,152ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 11,773rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,788thLowest Crime Rates: 12,952ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,590thMost Inclusive: 14,203rdLargest Governments: 15,031stMost Cultured: 15,433rdSmartest Citizens: 18,171stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,210thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,594thMost Developed: 18,744thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,181stHighest Economic Output: 22,056thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,356th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 205th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 214th in the regionMost Stationary: 235th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 275th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 287th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 317th in the regionBest Weather: 330th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 381st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 424th in the regionMost Influential: 453rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 486th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 506th in the regionTop
Safest: 515th in the regionMost Pacifist: 549th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 552nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 557th in the regionLargest Populations: 599th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 605th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 630th in the regionNudest: 637th in the regionNicest Citizens: 642nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 654th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 676th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 692nd in the regionLargest Governments: 733rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 782nd in the regionMost Cultured: 786th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 800th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 849th in the regionMost Inclusive: 852nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 948th in the regionMost Developed: 994th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 209 » Notyoutopia, Unimaginable Doom, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Frances Francis the First of France, Xentherida, Siwale, Holy Oranz, Selfgradatude, Alice Gardens, Pallaith, Kwaj, PlanetPunk, Diodone, Yukti, Necromonia, Kelvaros Prime, New Chilokver, Buckerino, Cloydicia, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Unsophisticate, Wineclaw, The Syca, Puczovska, East Supple Lund, Phoronu, Shibutani, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Zeternia, Ethnon, New Trisone, Sundred, Empy, United Draconia, SORT, Hyperbanus, Maott, El Fiji Grande, and 159 others.Arstungry, Dar es Saalam, Wilkshire, Amestris-Britannia, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Valhalla123, United Kahndaq, Niradans, Votak Matim, Malta Comino Gozo, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Dreadton, Omnistria, Kobagia, Napnomadia, Avemterra, Bearical, Ninjak30, Zumlandia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Guer Aike, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, The Sinclarian Provinces, Joodey, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Haor Chall, Astronomical, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Astrind, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Runeda, Daiz, Orado, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Octicarg, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Faircliff, Solskjar, Gnomewatchers, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Xagill, Pazair, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Ravendi, Newpromisedland, Interdimensional Zone, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Volstokn, Tachycardia, Hamerica, Fendlium, Loli County, Merconitonitopia, Keventle, The New Communist Republic Of States, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, The Endless Eventide, Crader, Prevaland, New Lakemba, Avastate, Antiyard, Zecit, Varola, Nistriabar, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Unshleepd, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Korovan Isles, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Frostcell, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Saperisole, Sikol, Aoncarpa, Westinor, Zzozona, Prydania, I Like Killing people, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Railroad Crossing, Kocherian, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Brucklania, Bend Mai, Lux Conos, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Innocentic, New Jamgra, Xyrron, Madjack, Simone Republic, Xipher, Kragsgale, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Buckhem, Andexia, Ihsan, Principia Mathematica, U S Eh, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Heilhum Imperius, Nouvelle-Floride, Eywaan, Outer Shenendoah, Glanst, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Frahnkzaden, Rozarus, Hardscrabble, Lulubellia, Sopernia, A Die, Abonland, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Karnogarsk, Boston Castle, Jerzykowo, Draconian Progression, Elvoreto, Religioncord, Why Seriously, Bankowiata, Pytong, Kazoo Basin, The Unified Missourtama States, Dai Nippon Yamato, Ozstan, The Clever Crow, and Caffeinetopia.