The Free City of Eigenberg is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.588 billion Eigenbergians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eigenberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The very strong Eigenbergian economy, worth 350 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 46,173 Federal Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

A PhD just ain't what it used to be, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, and Eigenberg has designated Eigenberg as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eigenberg's national animal is the velociraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eigenberg is ranked 237,406^th in the world and 131^st in Spiritus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.03 law-abiding acts per hour.