by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,103rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,226thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,270th
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Population2.029 billion



The Kingdom of Eikoow is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chewbacca with a fair hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.029 billion Eikoowians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wawaatt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Eikoowian economy, worth 299 trillion Lukirias a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 147,849 Lukirias, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 764,776 per year while the poor average 15,528, a ratio of 49.2 to 1.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Eikoow, books are so highly regarded in Eikoow that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, and women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eikoow's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Guitarism.

Eikoow is ranked 71,625th in the world and 3,929th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.55 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,103rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,226thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,270thRudest Citizens: 1,347thMost Influential: 1,411thHighest Crime Rates: 1,439thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,545thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,701stFattest Citizens: 1,815thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,014thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,802ndMost Avoided: 2,866thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,224thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,475thMost Armed: 3,987thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,378thLargest Mining Sector: 6,222ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,262ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,268thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13,961stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,853rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,453rdMost Secular: 17,305thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,336thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,628thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,042ndMost Efficient Economies: 20,168thMost Pro-Market: 20,372ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,571st
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 38th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 41st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 49th in the regionFattest Citizens: 54th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 56th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 59th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 65th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 79th in the regionRudest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Avoided: 87th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 114th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 129th in the regionMost Armed: 134th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 153rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 205th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 217th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 362nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 363rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 441st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 579th in the regionNudest: 590th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 645th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 646th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 720th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 781st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 860th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 882nd in the regionMost Secular: 905th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 941st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 955th in the region

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