The Federation of Eindhoven is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 18.952 billion Eindhovenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Social Policy, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 65.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Eindhovenian economy, worth 47.4 trillion fritsjes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 2,502 fritsjes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eindhoven's national animal is the ara.

Eindhoven is ranked 123,058^th in the world and 21^st in Nasicournia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.