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Most Stationary: 182ndLargest Populations: 276thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,730th
The Most Serene Republic of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Religion without science is blind.
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Einstonia

Population39.158 billion

Currencyelectron
Animalburrow owl

The Most Serene Republic of Einstonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 39.158 billion Einstonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Einstonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,294 trillion electrons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 58,583 electrons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, anti-government web sites are springing up, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Einstonia's national animal is the burrow owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Einstonia is ranked 5,330th in the world and 1st in Atheist Empire for Largest Governments, scoring 40.26 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Most Stationary: 182ndLargest Populations: 276thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,730thTop
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Safest: 4,187thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,244thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,882ndLargest Governments: 5,330thMost Pacifist: 6,191stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,207thMost Influential: 6,566thHighest Economic Output: 7,055thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,115thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,802ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,396thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,892ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,101stNicest Citizens: 15,186thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,843rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,439thMost Inclusive: 21,440thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,651st
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Einstonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Einstonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Einstonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Einstonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Einstonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Einstonia's influence in Atheist Empire fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Einstonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Einstonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Einstonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Einstonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.

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