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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,422ndRudest Citizens: 2,455thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,733rd
The Commonwealth of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Saoirse, Comhionannas, Agus Aontacht
Prime Minister Patrick OConnor
Influence
Hermit
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Eiremaith

Population2.727 billion

CapitalCathair
LeaderPrime Minister Patrick OConnor

CurrencyAirgead
AnimalHawk

The Commonwealth of Eiremaith is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Patrick OConnor with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.727 billion Eirishmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathair. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eirish economy, worth 487 trillion Airgeads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,745 Airgeads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and Prime Minister Patrick OConnor's speeches are beloved by insomniacs. Crime is totally unknown. Eiremaith's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eiremaith is ranked 172,805th in the world and 1st in ant colony for Most Pro-Market, scoring -68.22 on the Rand Index.

Top
5%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,422ndRudest Citizens: 2,455thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,733rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,142ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,743rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,229thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,053rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,169thMost Inclusive: 5,177thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,445thMost Efficient Economies: 5,568thSmartest Citizens: 5,612thMost Developed: 5,980thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,372ndMost Pacifist: 8,001stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,414thHighest Average Incomes: 8,533rdMost Cultured: 8,605thNicest Citizens: 9,721stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,814thTop
10%
Most Secular: 10,432ndLargest Welfare Programs: 11,241stMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,623rdLargest Governments: 12,061stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,000thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,035thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,396thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,028thHealthiest Citizens: 15,997thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,339thSafest: 16,553rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,730thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,310thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,334th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eiremaith, Prime Minister Patrick OConnor's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Following new legislation in Eiremaith, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in Eiremaith, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in Eiremaith, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
  • : Following new legislation in Eiremaith, ad-blocking has been nationalised.
  • : Eiremaith was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Eiremaith was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Eiremaith, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • : Following new legislation in Eiremaith, the 'sing-a-long with Prime Minister Patrick OConnor' album is a popular souvenir.
  • : Following new legislation in Eiremaith, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".

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