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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,573rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,862ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,987th
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Eirinn Nua

Population1.03 billion

CapitalDublin
LeaderRon Swanson

CurrencyPound
AnimalIrish hare

The Community of Eirinn Nua is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ron Swanson with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.03 billion Eirinn Nuans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin. The average income tax rate is 2.5%.

The thriving Eirinn Nuan economy, worth 103 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 100,875 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, cigarettes are dead-cheap, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father", and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eirinn Nua's national animal is the Irish hare, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eirinn Nua is ranked 68,410th in the world and 74th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,570.87 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,573rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,862ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,987thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,733rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,782ndFattest Citizens: 2,888thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,149thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,281stHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,438thLargest Retail Industry: 6,686thMost Armed: 8,649thMost Avoided: 10,140thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,427thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,782ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,012thMost Devout: 15,283rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,227thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,061stMost Politically Free: 21,183rdLargest Publishing Industry: 23,191stMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,346th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eirinn Nua was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Eirinn Nua, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Eirinn Nua, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father".
  • : Following new legislation in Eirinn Nua, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
  • : Eirinn Nua was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Eirinn Nua, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Eirinn Nua, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
  • : Following new legislation in Eirinn Nua, prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments.
  • : Eirinn Nua voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in Eirinn Nua, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.

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