by Max Barry

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Population23.298 billion

CapitalUnder the Couch
LeaderE Dogg


The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.298 billion Eisterians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,716 trillion livers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,506 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

E Dogg panders to nontraditional families, all industry is owned and run by the government, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Eist. Crime is almost non-existent. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eist is ranked 1,318th in the world and 28th in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 98.13 on the Human Development Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 267thLargest Publishing Industry: 460thLeast Corrupt Governments: 548thMost Pacifist: 594thMost Cultured: 605thNicest Citizens: 709thMost Cheerful Citizens: 727thMost Compassionate Citizens: 803rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 810thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,139thHealthiest Citizens: 1,185thMost Developed: 1,318thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,560thBest Weather: 1,579thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,669thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,702ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,830thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,965thMost Influential: 2,081stSmartest Citizens: 2,161stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 3,104thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,210thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,334thHighest Economic Output: 3,394thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,294thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,563rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,774thLargest Populations: 5,119thLargest Governments: 5,220thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,222ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,328thNudest: 10,697thHighest Average Incomes: 12,272ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,021stMost Inclusive: 15,890thMost Efficient Economies: 18,036thSafest: 19,188thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,706th
Most Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionBest Weather: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionLargest Populations: 39th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 50th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 60th in the regionNudest: 64th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 72nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 73rd in the regionLargest Governments: 73rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 97th in the region

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