Population | 13.563 billion |
Faith | No official religion |
Currency | Quada |
Animal | Eitoan Tiger |
The Republic of Eitoan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.563 billion Eitoans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Eitoanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,088 trillion Quadas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 153,977 Quadas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 761,163 per year while the poor average 17,704, a ratio of 43.0 to 1.
Listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line, and political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eitoan's national animal is the Eitoan Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is No official religion.
Eitoan is ranked 10,579th in the world and 12th in Greater Dienstad for Most Stationary, with 2,275.14668279408 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eitoan, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne.
- : Following new legislation in Eitoan, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line.
- : Following new legislation in Eitoan, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : Following new legislation in Eitoan, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
- : Following new legislation in Eitoan, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
- : Following new legislation in Eitoan, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
- : Following new legislation in Eitoan, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
- : Eitoan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Eitoan, living well is no longer the best kind of revenge.
- : Eitoan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations and Most Efficient Economies.