The State of El Alto Parana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 19.577 billion El Alto Paranans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.7%.

The powerhouse El Alto Paranan economy, worth 723 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 36,978 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, El Alto Parana has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of El Alto Parana in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. El Alto Parana's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

El Alto Parana is ranked 244,542^nd in the world and 3^rd in Maya for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.54 law-abiding acts per hour.