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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 918thNudest: 1,025thMost Influential: 2,820th
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El Emayo

Population626 million



The Community of El Emayo is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, cynical population of 626 million El Emayoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of lmao. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming El Emayoan economy, worth 63.9 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 102,112 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Emayo's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

El Emayo is ranked 173,613th in the world and 7,526th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.91 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 918thNudest: 1,025thTop
Most Influential: 2,820thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,725thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,833rdLargest Welfare Programs: 11,519thMost Inclusive: 12,161stLowest Crime Rates: 12,552ndHighest Poor Incomes: 15,159thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,550thMost Secular: 16,635thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,303rdLongest Average Lifespans: 20,255thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,255thNicest Citizens: 20,596thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,722ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,748th
Nudest: 29th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 157th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 422nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 530th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 627th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 640th in the regionMost Inclusive: 714th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 799th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 804th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 828th in the regionMost Influential: 832nd in the regionMost Secular: 885th in the region

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