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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,284th Fattest Citizens: 2,618th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,746th
The Armed Republic of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Democracy is the Breeding Ground of Communism
Augusto Pinochet
Founder / Supreme Chief of the Nation
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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El General Augusto Pinochet

Population2.003 billion

LeaderAugusto Pinochet

CurrencyGrand Peso
AnimalAndean Condor

The Armed Republic of El General Augusto Pinochet is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Augusto Pinochet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, otherworldly petting zoo, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.003 billion Pinochetians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient El General Augusto Pinochetian economy, worth 266 trillion Grand Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 132,942 Grand Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 646,042 per year while the poor average 15,800, a ratio of 40.9 to 1.

Wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. El General Augusto Pinochet's national animal is the Andean Condor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

El General Augusto Pinochet is ranked 133,431st in the world and 1st in The Augusto Pinochet Vengeance Force for Most Politically Free, scoring 11.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,284thFattest Citizens: 2,618thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,746thMost Avoided: 2,858thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,933rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,051stLargest Retail Industry: 3,059thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,159thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,238thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,856thLargest Mining Sector: 3,940thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,628thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 7,683rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,619thMost Conservative: 8,677thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,750thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,808thMost Armed: 12,412thMost Extreme: 14,972nd

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