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Nudest: 219thMost Armed: 1,136thHighest Crime Rates: 1,205th
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Cripple the blasphemer
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Economy
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Eldorado2

Population1.012 billion

CurrencyBitcoin
Animallion

The Soul-Crushing Factories of Eldorado2 is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.012 billion Eldorado2ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eldorado2ian economy, worth 142 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 140,822 Bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 398,070 per year while the poor average 39,856, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Eldorado2 flights to avoid the pay lavatories, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and political detractors refer to Leader as 'that Bigtopian puppet'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eldorado2's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eldorado2 is ranked 29,624th in the world and 9th in APSIA for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 53.9 Whatever.

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Nudest: 219thMost Armed: 1,136thHighest Crime Rates: 1,205thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,253rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,125thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,141stFattest Citizens: 2,269thMost Avoided: 2,317thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,644thRudest Citizens: 3,406thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,470thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,676thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,570thLargest Mining Sector: 8,725thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,910thMost Efficient Economies: 8,997thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,067thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,483rdTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 12,688thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,680thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,282ndMost Secular: 15,448thHighest Average Incomes: 16,475thMost Pro-Market: 17,666thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,673rdMost Corrupt Governments: 17,676thHighest Drug Use: 17,910thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,183rd
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, political detractors refer to Leader as 'that Bigtopian puppet'.
  • : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Eldorado2 flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Eldorado2 lodged a message on the APSIA Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, Leader will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • : Following new legislation in Eldorado2, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.

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