by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,814thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,904thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,120th
The Greater Riche of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
By Me Beest Thou Sheen
the Elfqueens
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.301 billion

CapitalUmbworldheadstead Féerique
Leaderthe Elfqueens
FaithElvish paganism


The Greater Riche of Elfland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by the Elfqueens with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.301 billion Elves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Umbworldheadstead Féerique. The average income tax rate is 89.6%.

The powerhouse Elvish economy, worth 301 trillion elfmarks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,096 elfmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, Umbworldheadstead Féerique's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elfland's national animal is the elf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Elvish paganism.

Elfland is ranked 165,628th in the world and 25th in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Most Armed, with 0.14 Weapons Per Person.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,814thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,904thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,120thNudest: 4,255thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,259thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,635thLargest Black Market: 6,501stHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,326thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,052ndMost Devout: 9,482ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,611thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,583rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,590thLargest Governments: 11,249thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,519thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,022ndMost Authoritarian: 13,785thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,704th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts