Population | 7.787 billion |
Capital | The Regional Assembly |
Currency | Joleesian Ruble |
Animal | Brown Eagle |
The Global Unifier of Elijahs Order is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.787 billion Firstlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Regional Assembly. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.2%.
The all-consuming Elijahs Orderian economy, worth 917 trillion Joleesian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,760 Joleesian Rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 404,702 per year while the poor average 25,127, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.
Diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (Elijahs Order has found 1 easter egg), and virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in The Regional Assembly. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Elijahs Order's national animal is the Brown Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Elijahs Order is ranked 125,219th in the world and 5th in First World Order for Most Stationary, with 275.86841372188 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Elijahs Order was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Elijahs Order was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Elijahs Order was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Elijahs Order's influence in First World Order rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Elijahs Order was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Elijahs Order was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Elijahs Order's influence in First World Order rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Elijahs Order was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Elijahs Order's influence in First World Order rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Elijahs Order lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.