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Most Armed: 4,546thNudest: 5,591stFattest Citizens: 11,861st
The Global Unifier of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
The First World Order to Unite Humanity.
Influence
Handshaker
Founder and Governor
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Elijahs Order

Population7.787 billion

CapitalThe Regional Assembly

CurrencyJoleesian Ruble
AnimalBrown Eagle

The Global Unifier of Elijahs Order is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.787 billion Firstlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Regional Assembly. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.2%.

The all-consuming Elijahs Orderian economy, worth 917 trillion Joleesian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,760 Joleesian Rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 404,702 per year while the poor average 25,127, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

Diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (Elijahs Order has found 1 easter egg), and virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in The Regional Assembly. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Elijahs Order's national animal is the Brown Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Elijahs Order is ranked 125,219th in the world and 5th in First World Order for Most Stationary, with 275.86841372188 days.

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Most Armed: 4,546thNudest: 5,591stFattest Citizens: 11,861stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,165thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,343rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,442ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,483rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 15,218thLargest Black Market: 16,601stLargest Gambling Industry: 18,668thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,243rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,752ndMost Patriotic: 24,225thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,787thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,242nd
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the region

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