The Federal Queendom of Elisabethshagen is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kanzler und Königin with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.654 billion Elisabethshageners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elisabethshagen. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elisabethshagenian economy, worth 369 trillion Guldens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,377 Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elisabethshagen's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evangelic-Lutheran Faith.

Elisabethshagen is ranked 10,410^th in the world and 150^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.93 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.