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Most Primitive: 184thMost Ignorant Citizens: 310thLargest Retail Industry: 723rd
The Icy cold glass of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
leomonade is the correct spelling
Someone
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Elite leomonade

Population2.814 billion

CapitalSomewhere
LeaderSomeone
FaithMilitary School

CurrencyLeadership Points
AnimalKedet

The Icy cold glass of Elite leomonade is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Someone with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.814 billion Kedets are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somewhere. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kedet economy, worth 339 trillion Leadership Points a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 120,511 Leadership Points, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and saying "don't do anything that Someone wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Elite leomonade's national animal is the Kedet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Military School.

Elite leomonade is ranked 52,797th in the world and 19th in The Wolf Clan for Most Authoritarian, with 955.94 milliStalins.

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Most Primitive: 184thMost Ignorant Citizens: 310thLargest Retail Industry: 723rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 791stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,015thHighest Crime Rates: 1,068thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,694thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,066thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,319thMost Avoided: 2,368thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,771stFattest Citizens: 3,876thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,959thLargest Black Market: 4,351stMost Secular: 4,577thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,601stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,843rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,903rdNudest: 7,192ndRudest Citizens: 7,459thMost Armed: 8,876thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 13,182ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,811thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,208th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elite leomonade's influence in The Wolf Clan rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Elite leomonade's influence in The Wolf Clan rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Elite leomonade lodged a message on the The Wolf Clan Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, saying "don't do anything that Someone wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered.
  • : Elite leomonade changed its national animal to "Kedet", its currency to "Leadership Points", its demonym to "Kedet", its demonym adjective to "Kedet", and its faith to "Military School".
  • : Elite leomonade changed its national motto to "leomonade is the correct spelling".

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