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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,286thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,188thSafest: 7,355th
The People's Republic of
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Le Gros Christ
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Elitos

Population7.696 billion

CapitalDeathPenaltyTrump
LeaderLe Gros Christ

CurrencyFritolay
Animalpangola

The People's Republic of Elitos is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Le Gros Christ with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 7.696 billion Elitosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DeathPenaltyTrump. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Elitosian economy, worth 659 trillion Fritolays a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 85,758 Fritolays, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elitos's national animal is the pangola, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elitos is ranked 130,615th in the world and 4,644th in the South Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 16.22 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,286thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,188thSafest: 7,355thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,618thMost Pacifist: 9,236thHealthiest Citizens: 10,063rdBest Weather: 10,077thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,302ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,349thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,755thLowest Crime Rates: 14,440thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,543rdMost Stationary: 14,843rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,273rdNicest Citizens: 16,395thMost Inclusive: 16,482ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,585thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,717thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,936thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,060thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,182ndMost Influential: 20,319thSmartest Citizens: 23,123rdMost Secular: 23,246thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,069th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 218th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 221st in the regionSafest: 251st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 259th in the regionMost Stationary: 261st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 313th in the regionBest Weather: 332nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 339th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 380th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 403rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 423rd in the regionLargest Populations: 430th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 441st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 441st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 531st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 531st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 546th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 573rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 577th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 578th in the regionMost Inclusive: 587th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 602nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 691st in the regionMost Cultured: 720th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 727th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 755th in the regionLargest Governments: 788th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elitos changed its national leader to "Le Gros Christ".
  • : Following new legislation in Elitos, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
  • : Elitos lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Elitos lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Elitos, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Elitos, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
  • : Elitos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Elitos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Elitos, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
  • : Elitos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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