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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,723rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,481stSafest: 7,070th
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
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Feliz Navidad VII
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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Elitos

Population6.512 billion

CapitalDeathPenaltyTrump
LeaderFeliz Navidad VII

CurrencyFritolay
Animalpangola

The People's Republic of Elitos is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Feliz Navidad VII with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.512 billion Elitosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DeathPenaltyTrump. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Elitosian economy, worth 555 trillion Fritolays a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 85,242 Fritolays, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elitos's national animal is the pangola, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elitos is ranked 71,976th in the world and 2,886th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 331.2 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,723rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,481stSafest: 7,070thMost Pacifist: 9,171stHealthiest Citizens: 10,342ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,891stBest Weather: 11,003rdTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,952ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,126thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,903rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,468thLowest Crime Rates: 14,668thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,034thNicest Citizens: 15,783rdMost Stationary: 15,901stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,878thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,940thMost Inclusive: 17,449thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,605thMost Influential: 21,019thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,010th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 195th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 202nd in the regionSafest: 253rd in the regionMost Stationary: 289th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 326th in the regionMost Pacifist: 347th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 356th in the regionBest Weather: 370th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 398th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 414th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 436th in the regionLargest Populations: 441st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 461st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 482nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 512th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 521st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 534th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 535th in the regionNicest Citizens: 590th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 599th in the regionMost Inclusive: 638th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 684th in the regionMost Cultured: 747th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 752nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 819th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 823rd in the regionLargest Governments: 847th in the regionMost Secular: 852nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elitos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Elitos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Elitos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Elitos, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Elitos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Elitos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Elitos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Elitos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Elitos, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
  • : Elitos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.

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