The Queendom of Ellabur3 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Queen with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 2.631 billion Ellabur3ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cider. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ellabur3ian economy, worth 418 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 159,202 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They say that Ellabur3ians made a dessert and called it peace, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, and economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ellabur3's national animal is the Cocker Spainel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anneorine.

Ellabur3 is ranked 240,914^th in the world and 9,164^th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -20.78 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.