The Tropical Annexed Future NPC of Eluaii is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and enforced nudity. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.786 billion Eluaiians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Welfare, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Eluaiian economy, worth 482 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 83,330 cards, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 480,587 per year while the poor average 6,909, a ratio of 69.6 to 1.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Eluaii, the dartboard at the Eluaiian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eluaii's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eluaii is ranked 292,694^th in the world and 11,230^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 5.13 law-abiding acts per hour.