Population | 5.626 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Tropical Annexed Future NPC of Eluaii is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.626 billion Eluaiians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Welfare, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Eluaiian economy, worth 468 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 83,330 cards, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 480,587 per year while the poor average 6,909, a ratio of 69.6 to 1.
From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Eluaii, the dartboard at the Eluaiian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eluaii's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Eluaii is ranked 47,695th in the world and 2,727th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eluaii's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Eluaii's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Eluaii's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Eluaii was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Eluaii ceased to exist in Balder.
- : Eluaii was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
- : Eluaii's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Eluaii's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Eluaii was refounded in Balder.
- : Eluaii ceased to exist in Test2.