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Most Valuable International Artwork: 476thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,343rdMost Influential: 7,520th
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Population4.976 billion

LeaderKaiser Konstantin
FaithOrthodox Christianity


The 4th Republic of Elvato is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Konstantin with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.976 billion Elvatins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cnidine. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elvatin economy, worth 589 trillion Pingoles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,499 Pingoles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armed security details escort librarians to their homes, the nation honors the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Elvatin weed picker, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, and many in Elvato are born in the purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elvato's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Elvato is ranked 175,384th in the world and 77th in Confederacy of Layem for Most Primitive, scoring -83.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 476thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,343rdMost Influential: 7,520thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,216thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,836thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,245thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,408thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,169thTop
Most Developed: 13,718thMost Cultured: 14,563rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,953rdLongest Average Lifespans: 15,604thLargest Governments: 16,030thMost Inclusive: 16,143rdMost Efficient Economies: 17,134thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,373rdLargest Publishing Industry: 17,936thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,981stLowest Crime Rates: 19,842ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,017thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,154thMost Income Equality: 20,246thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,810thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,004thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,951stMost Beautiful Environments: 23,440thSmartest Citizens: 23,711thHealthiest Citizens: 23,815thHighest Average Incomes: 24,159th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the region

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