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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,492ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,993rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,484th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Glory to Elwana, glory to our land!
Orelov Victus
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Elwana

Population8.572 billion

CapitalKyecov
LeaderOrelov Victus
FaithChristian Orthodox

CurrencyBoshka
AnimalWolf

The Republic of Elwana is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Orelov Victus with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 8.572 billion Elwanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyecov. The average income tax rate is 72.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Elwanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,457 trillion Boshkas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 170,035 Boshkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that money can buy you happiness, Elwanian junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers, Elwanian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas. Crime is totally unknown. Elwana's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian Orthodox.

Elwana is ranked 202,560th in the world and 2,029th in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -15.17 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,492ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,993rdTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,484thMost Cultured: 2,863rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,456thMost Developed: 3,618thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,869thSmartest Citizens: 4,475thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,707thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,749thRudest Citizens: 4,783rdMost Influential: 5,117thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,307thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,460thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,919thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,186thLargest Governments: 9,573rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,764thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,802ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,850thHighest Economic Output: 10,924thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,161stMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,500thMost Secular: 12,114thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,122ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,171stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,390thMost Inclusive: 12,954thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,323rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,567thBest Weather: 13,586thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,124thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,262nd
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 40th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Cultured: 59th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 61st in the regionMost Developed: 69th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 72nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 74th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 79th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 85th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 88th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 89th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 96th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 121st in the regionLargest Governments: 126th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 130th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 136th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 181st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 183rd in the regionMost Secular: 198th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 199th in the regionMost Influential: 202nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 203rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 206th in the regionLargest Populations: 207th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 208th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Elwana, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Elwana, Elwanian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Elwana, Elwanian junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers.
  • : Following new legislation in Elwana, it turns out that money can buy you happiness.
  • : Following new legislation in Elwana, weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Elwana, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas.
  • : Elwana was endorsed by The Democratic States of Bortheria.
  • : Elwana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Elwana voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Elwana, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children.

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