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Most Patriotic: 1,394thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,882ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,493rd
The German Statistics of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Ich bin tapfer und bin fromm
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Elystradt

Population10.675 billion

CapitalTällin
LeaderAuguste Viktoria I
FaithChurch of Elystradt

CurrencyElyk
AnimalEagle

The German Statistics of Elystradt is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Auguste Viktoria I with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.675 billion Elystrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tällin. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Elystrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,719 trillion Elyks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 254,729 Elyks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elystradt's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of Elystradt.

Elystradt is ranked 3,282nd in the world and 5th in Union Mundial for Lowest Crime Rates, with 127.49 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Patriotic: 1,394thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,882ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,493rdLargest Governments: 2,749thMost Efficient Economies: 2,761stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,282ndMost Developed: 3,503rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,660thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,717thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,853rdSmartest Citizens: 3,998thRudest Citizens: 4,106thHealthiest Citizens: 4,668thHighest Average Incomes: 5,001stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,113thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,573rdMost Cultured: 5,873rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,161stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,558thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,030thMost Secular: 7,161stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,272ndHighest Food Quality: 7,395thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,801stHighest Economic Output: 8,235thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,268thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,769thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,591stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,968thLargest Retail Industry: 11,637thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,961stMost Influential: 12,421stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,712thMost Inclusive: 13,232ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,450thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,318thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,228th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Elystradt, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
  • : Following new legislation in Elystradt, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
  • : Following new legislation in Elystradt, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood.
  • : Following new legislation in Elystradt, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands.
  • : Following new legislation in Elystradt, electricians spend more time in school than doctors.
  • : Following new legislation in Elystradt, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.
  • : Following new legislation in Elystradt, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in Elystradt, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Elystradt, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
  • : Following new legislation in Elystradt, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.

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