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Most Influential: 769thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,944thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,596th
The 𝓘𝓶𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝒽 of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
God bless the Imperial Commonwealth!
Queen Mary I
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population2.111 billion

LeaderQueen Mary I
FaithThe Western Church


The 𝓘𝓶𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝒽 of Emastalia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Queen Mary I with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.111 billion Emastalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elely. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emastalian economy, worth 215 trillion Liastals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,269 Liastals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emastalia's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Western Church.

Emastalia is ranked 239,537th in the world and 669th in Europeia for Most Armed, with 0.14 Weapons Per Person.

Most Influential: 769thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,944thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,596thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,824thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,570thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,606thBest Weather: 10,011thSafest: 11,647thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,797thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,328thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,401stMost Developed: 13,128thNicest Citizens: 13,696thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,328thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,410thMost Pacifist: 14,518thMost Inclusive: 14,643rdMost Cultured: 14,663rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,994thHealthiest Citizens: 15,681stMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,968thLowest Crime Rates: 16,476thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,956thSmartest Citizens: 18,881stMost Advanced Public Education: 19,331stLargest Welfare Programs: 19,952ndHighest Poor Incomes: 23,503rdLargest Retail Industry: 23,556thMost Efficient Economies: 23,844thLargest Governments: 24,263rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 28th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 58th in the regionMost Average: 63rd in the regionMost Influential: 70th in the region

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