The Holy Env Free Rep of Embauba is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Federal President Arcas Dunkeld with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 1.728 billion Embaubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ibh Ha'sor. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Embauban economy, worth 277 trillion Embauban Reais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,616 Embauban Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days, and criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Embauba's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Embauba is ranked 205,436^th in the world and 4,990^th in the Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.2 Weapons Per Person.