The Eministration of Emiline is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by August with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.854 billion Emis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emicity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The very strong Emi economy, worth 892 trillion Emiudoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 82,226 Emiudoes, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, only adults may purchase violent video games, the media seems excessively interested in what August is wearing this season, and the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought. Crime is almost non-existent. Emiline's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Emistafari.

Emiline is ranked 67,407^th in the world and 1^st in Augustin Alliance for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,517.92 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.