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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,426th Most Influential: 2,955th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,420th
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Empire of the Western Woods

Population706 million


AnimalWest Red Fox

The United Kingdom of Empire of the Western Woods is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 706 million Western Woodsmens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charleston. The average income tax rate is 19.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Empire of the Western Woodsian economy, worth 90.1 trillion Royales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 127,553 Royales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic, the government is overcome with ennui, and adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Empire of the Western Woods's national animal is the West Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Empire of the Western Woods is ranked 48,978th in the world and 1,571st in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 162.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,426thTop
Most Influential: 2,955thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,420thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,783rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,420thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,835thHighest Drug Use: 10,215thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,690thLargest Mining Sector: 12,279thLargest Retail Industry: 13,964thMost Average: 13,988thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,124th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 145th in the regionMost Average: 184th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 208th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 225th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 230th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 255th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 284th in the regionMost Influential: 317th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 415th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 466th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 481st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 492nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 523rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 528th in the regionMost Developed: 534th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 115 » Democratic Parndia, Saciu, Erinor, Volaworand, Quiescent, Xandev, Aidenfieeld, Virgindale, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Concrete Slab, Barabarom, Beepee, Auphelia, Anachronolandia, Hanguk-Nippon, Luddinlande, Aumeltopia, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Illinoisan, The Solar System Scope, The Two Jerseys, Akindom, The naked people, Stoniamera, Fuso and Chunggu, Angevin Britannia, The Filippinas, Jaxon, Maletora, Nankyoku Tairiku, The Enlightened States of Centerism, Antarctic Empires, Ariankido, PASTIR, Escevola, WTP All the good names are taken, New Briantown, Yellunstryer, Seliyan progressive Islands, Wehraboos, Sedunn, Jahass, Bear Connors Paradiso, Centristvill, USNE2018, Kiasu-ism, Theorin, Linguiniland, Ostanasia, Choodox, and 65 others.Cypheri, Academy of Umbrellas, Lambdaland, Viertes deutsches Koalitionsreich, Lumpov Hasch, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Aguatania, Republic Clovakh, Freedwanda, Aneas, Japanese Federal Republic, Aywhyou, Tsvetania, Esfalsa, Farengeto, Jehenna, Maxolonia, Dasko, Pays de Loire, Drugged Monkeys, Dalklo Bayer, Atomic Garden, Nowa Europa, North Kanuckistan, Agalaesia, New Juan Carlos Land, Churumduul, B-7, Grouu, Tsunamy, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Slenrotros, Doomen, Gymnostan, Upper Tyrconnel, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Chandalcoburg, Qawe, FreeFishers, Farelonia, Mew Nation, Crystal Creation, Darbor, Roavin, Amerion, Wild Space, Kringalia, Great Africans, Cuuldere, Rabbitz, Phanama, PenguinPies, Rebel-topia, State of Iowa, Phillius, Aurcania, United Federated States of Omega, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Elveka, Higash, Miltonville, Srevana, North Prarie, Untied Provinces of Atlantica, and BootJack.

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