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Nudest: 31stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,661stRudest Citizens: 4,205th
The Golden Alpine Federation of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
Unus pro omnibus, omnes pro uno
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Empirical Switzerland

Population933 million

CapitalNew Bern
LeaderLord Bodie of Switzerland

CurrencySwitzcoin
AnimalSwitzcoon

The Golden Alpine Federation of Empirical Switzerland is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Bodie of Switzerland with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 933 million Switizens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bern. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Swiss economy, worth 122 trillion Switzcoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 131,116 Switzcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff', drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries. Crime is totally unknown. Empirical Switzerland's national animal is the Switzcoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Empirical Switzerland is ranked 176,380th in the world and 236th in Karma for Fattest Citizens, with 7.66 Obesity Rate.

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Nudest: 31stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,661stRudest Citizens: 4,205thMost Influential: 4,959thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,676thLargest Retail Industry: 8,088thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,955thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,430thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,517thMost Efficient Economies: 12,643rdBest Weather: 12,722ndMost Inclusive: 12,872ndMost Politically Free: 13,595thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,708thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,661stMost Cultured: 14,695thMost Developed: 15,896thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,769thHighest Average Incomes: 18,423rdLongest Average Lifespans: 18,698thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,706thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,150thNicest Citizens: 19,440thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,507thHealthiest Citizens: 19,953rd
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Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Empirical Switzerland, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Empirical Switzerland, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Empirical Switzerland, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff'.
  • : Following new legislation in Empirical Switzerland, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.
  • : Following new legislation in Empirical Switzerland, torture is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Empirical Switzerland, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Empirical Switzerland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".
  • : Empirical Switzerland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Empirical Switzerland, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Empirical Switzerland was endorsed by The Kingdom of Armah Leo.

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