by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 12,339th
The Angelic Heavenly Queendom of
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Empress Kawaii

Population5.4 billion

CurrencyMoe Point
Animalcuddly kitten

The Angelic Heavenly Queendom of Empress Kawaii is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ritual sacrifices, and prohibition of alcohol. The cynical population of 5.4 billion kawaii schoolgirls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 34.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The kawaii economy, worth 261 trillion Moe Points a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,388 Moe Points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending, and it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empress Kawaii's national animal is the cuddly kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Empress Kawaii is ranked 49,468th in the world and 1st in Illumina for Highest Economic Output, with 261 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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