by Max Barry

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Most Armed: 3,570thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,822ndMost Influential: 5,029th
The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
We are emune
The Great Emu
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.321 billion

LeaderThe Great Emu


The Holy Empire of Emulini is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Great Emu with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 2.321 billion Emulinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dam. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emulinian economy, worth 331 trillion Grasses a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,971 Grasses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Great Emu is worshipped as a god, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content, and the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emulini's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dankism.

Emulini is ranked 175,975th in the world and 1,951st in 10000 Islands for Most Extreme, scoring 8.31 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Armed: 3,570thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,822ndMost Influential: 5,029thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,139thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,274thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,428thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,738thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,763rdMost Inclusive: 11,359thLargest Governments: 12,166thMost Developed: 12,564thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,787thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,308thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,534thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,638thNicest Citizens: 14,124thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,181stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,605thHighest Average Incomes: 15,143rdSmartest Citizens: 15,474thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,803rdMost Beautiful Environments: 16,470thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,025thMost Cultured: 18,070thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,399thLowest Crime Rates: 20,573rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,687th
Most Armed: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 70th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 85th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 115th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 136th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Governments: 165th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 190th in the regionMost Developed: 191st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 192nd in the regionMost Influential: 193rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 193rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 199th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 202nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 205th in the regionMost Inclusive: 217th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 218th in the region

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