The Holy Empire of Enfindania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Templar Party of Enfindania with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.718 billion Enfindanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enfindania City. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The all-consuming Enfindanian economy, worth 542 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 145,980 Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's youth voluntarily goes to bed early out of sheer tiredness from their working days, knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, and there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enfindania's national animal is the Enfindanian shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Politic of the Sea of Mythologies.

Enfindania is ranked 180,670^th in the world and 6,389^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 48.6 Whatever.