by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 809thMost Influential: 1,155thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,069th
The Federal Republic of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Einigkeit, Recht und Freiheit
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.788 billion

LeaderPresident Alexander Rolvsson

CurrencyEnwegian Mark
AnimalFederal Eagle

The Federal Republic of Enway is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Alexander Rolvsson with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.788 billion Enwegians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osloholm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Enwegian economy, worth 320 trillion Enwegian Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 179,102 Enwegian Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness, doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins, and there's a hole in the heart of every Enwegian city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Enway's national animal is the Federal Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Enway is ranked 19,445th in the world and 279th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.09 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 809thMost Influential: 1,155thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,069thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,000thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,530thLargest Retail Industry: 4,659thMost Efficient Economies: 6,067thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,864thRudest Citizens: 7,209thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,462ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,058thHighest Average Incomes: 9,181stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,472ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,573rdMost Cultured: 10,657thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,108thMost Developed: 11,577thSmartest Citizens: 12,032ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,458thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,493rdMost Inclusive: 13,326thHealthiest Citizens: 14,707thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,767thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,801stMost Secular: 15,797thLowest Crime Rates: 19,445thLargest Governments: 19,576thMost Pacifist: 21,636thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,847thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,848thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,676thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,480th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 51st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 71st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 71st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 83rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 110th in the regionLargest Black Market: 114th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 118th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Enway, there's a hole in the heart of every Enwegian city.
  • : Following new legislation in Enway, doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins.
  • : Following new legislation in Enway, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness.
  • : Following new legislation in Enway, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
  • : Enway endorsed The Federal Republic of Nuevo Europa.
  • : Enway was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nuevo Europa.
  • : Following new legislation in Enway, the government has implemented minimum wage laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Enway, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Following new legislation in Enway, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in Enway, public toilets are famed for their rear entries.


World Assembly

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