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Largest Retail Industry: 4thFattest Citizens: 7thRudest Citizens: 7th
The Walled Cities of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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EretzIsrael

Population18.798 billion

Capitalיְרוּשָׁלַיִם
LeaderBenjamin Satanyahu
FaithSatanism

Currencyשקל
Animalgazelle

The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.798 billion EretzIsraelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 13,859 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 737,311 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,906,656 per year while the poor average 6,625, a ratio of 1,042 to 1.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, and farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 87th in the world and 2nd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 40,844.67 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 4thFattest Citizens: 7thRudest Citizens: 7thMost Avoided: 8thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9thMost Corrupt Governments: 10thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15thMost Secular: 16thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18thLargest Gambling Industry: 21stHighest Disposable Incomes: 28thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32ndLargest Insurance Industry: 34thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 45thHighest Average Incomes: 55thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 71stLargest Mining Sector: 77thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 87thMost Armed: 114thMost Efficient Economies: 115thMost Scientifically Advanced: 134thHighest Crime Rates: 135thLargest Agricultural Sector: 170thHighest Economic Output: 196thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 214thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 693rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 915thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,317thMost Stationary: 3,641stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,119thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,310thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,961stLargest Governments: 6,445thLargest Black Market: 7,388thLargest Populations: 7,473rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,823rdTop
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Most Influential: 11,715thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,635thMost Pro-Market: 14,764thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,300thSmartest Citizens: 15,714thHighest Drug Use: 16,158thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,174th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 56th in the regionMost Stationary: 84th in the regionLargest Populations: 88th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 121st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 210th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 241st in the regionLargest Black Market: 296th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 298th in the regionLargest Governments: 339th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 361st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 389th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 461st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 513th in the regionNudest: 657th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 785th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 816th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, people all over EretzIsrael are dying of 'Mad Gazelle Disease'.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the roads are virtually falling apart.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.

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