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Rudest Citizens: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 4thFattest Citizens: 6th
The Walled Cities of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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EretzIsrael

Population19.479 billion

Capitalיְרוּשָׁלַיִם
LeaderBenjamin Satanyahu
FaithSatanism

Currencyשקל
Animalgazelle

The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.479 billion EretzIsraelians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 14,621 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 750,639 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,002,091 per year while the poor average 7,118, a ratio of 983 to 1.

It is said that an EretzIsraelian woman's work is never done, EretzIsraelian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, and one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Benjamin Satanyahu's office. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 20,268th in the world and 431st in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 110.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 4thFattest Citizens: 6thMost Avoided: 7thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 9thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17thMost Secular: 18thLargest Gambling Industry: 20thHighest Disposable Incomes: 25thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25thLargest Insurance Industry: 32ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41stHighest Average Incomes: 54thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 56thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 61stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 68thLargest Mining Sector: 79thMost Scientifically Advanced: 83rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 86thMost Armed: 92ndMost Efficient Economies: 93rdHighest Crime Rates: 100thLargest Agricultural Sector: 168thHighest Economic Output: 180thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 219thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 695thLargest Information Technology Sector: 916thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,891stMost Stationary: 3,577thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,916thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,449thLargest Governments: 5,673rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,492ndLargest Populations: 7,378thLargest Black Market: 7,843rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,920thTop
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Most Influential: 11,803rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,564thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,647thSmartest Citizens: 14,338thMost Pro-Market: 15,446thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,168thHighest Drug Use: 20,268th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 55th in the regionMost Stationary: 82nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 112th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 160th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 203rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 243rd in the regionLargest Governments: 300th in the regionLargest Black Market: 317th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 409th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 418th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 431st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 458th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 523rd in the regionNudest: 665th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 691st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 783rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Benjamin Satanyahu's office.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, EretzIsraelian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, it is said that an EretzIsraelian woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, EretzIsraelian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society.

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