by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Rudest Citizens: 3rdFattest Citizens: 4thLargest Retail Industry: 6th
The Walled Cities of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population22.651 billion

LeaderBenjamin Satanyahu


The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.651 billion EretzIsraelians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 18,479 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 815,818 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,610,176 per year while the poor average 7,735, a ratio of 983 to 1.

New homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, and citizens wouldn't recognise Benjamin Satanyahu if they passed one another on the street. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 10,761st in the world and 587th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 89.01 quips per hour.

Rudest Citizens: 3rdFattest Citizens: 4thLargest Retail Industry: 6thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6thMost Avoided: 7thMost Corrupt Governments: 9thLargest Gambling Industry: 10thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thMost Secular: 18thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19thMost Efficient Economies: 24thMost Armed: 31stLargest Insurance Industry: 33rdHighest Crime Rates: 35thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 41stHighest Average Incomes: 42ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 42ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 50thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 53rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 65thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 72ndLargest Mining Sector: 78thHighest Economic Output: 123rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 152ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 212thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 650thLargest Information Technology Sector: 858thMost Pro-Market: 1,381stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,453rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,004thLargest Governments: 3,158thMost Stationary: 3,219thLargest Populations: 6,927thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,541stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,709thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,029thLargest Black Market: 8,496thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,378thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,375thSmartest Citizens: 10,761stMost Influential: 12,783rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,937thHighest Drug Use: 23,565th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 48th in the regionMost Stationary: 73rd in the regionLargest Populations: 80th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 107th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 114th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 157th in the regionLargest Black Market: 203rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 318th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 325th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 349th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 501st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 542nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 555th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 587th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, citizens wouldn't recognise Benjamin Satanyahu if they passed one another on the street.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, a commonwealth of equal nations recognises that EretzIsrael is a bit more equal than the others.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
  • : EretzIsrael was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.