The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.057 billion EretzIsraelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 15,303 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 762,999 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,117,407 per year while the poor average 7,235, a ratio of 983 to 1.

Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points, new urban roads are threatening city parks, and it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to Benjamin Satanyahu. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 40^th in the world and 2^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 32,155.17 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.