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Largest Retail Industry: 4thRudest Citizens: 4thFattest Citizens: 6th
The Walled Cities of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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EretzIsrael

Population20.057 billion

Capitalיְרוּשָׁלַיִם
LeaderBenjamin Satanyahu
FaithSatanism

Currencyשקל
Animalgazelle

The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.057 billion EretzIsraelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 15,303 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 762,999 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,117,407 per year while the poor average 7,235, a ratio of 983 to 1.

Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points, new urban roads are threatening city parks, and it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to Benjamin Satanyahu. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 40th in the world and 2nd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 32,155.17 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 4thRudest Citizens: 4thFattest Citizens: 6thMost Avoided: 6thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thLargest Gambling Industry: 13thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13thMost Secular: 16thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19thHighest Disposable Incomes: 26thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 33rdLargest Insurance Industry: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40thHighest Average Incomes: 55thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 55thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 61stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 67thMost Armed: 70thLargest Mining Sector: 76thMost Efficient Economies: 79thHighest Crime Rates: 80thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 83rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 85thLargest Agricultural Sector: 163rdHighest Economic Output: 170thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 208thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 694thLargest Information Technology Sector: 906thTop
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Most Stationary: 3,501stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,597thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,490thLargest Governments: 4,722ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,947thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,282ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,460thLargest Populations: 7,297thLargest Black Market: 8,377thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,361stMost Influential: 11,810thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12,467thSmartest Citizens: 13,480thMost Pro-Market: 15,354thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,386th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 58th in the regionMost Stationary: 80th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 104th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 186th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 188th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 189th in the regionLargest Governments: 254th in the regionLargest Black Market: 343rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 350th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 371st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 412th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 560th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 617th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 684th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 726th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to Benjamin Satanyahu.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, Benjamin Satanyahu's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.

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