The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with a fair hand, and renowned for its closed borders, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.884 billion EretzIsraelians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 16,321 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 781,544 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,290,414 per year while the poor average 7,410, a ratio of 983 to 1.

The EretzIsraelian military is limping towards victory, Benjamin Satanyahu is famed for giving great back rubs, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, and the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 7^th in the world and 1^st in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1,928.62 kickbacks per hour.