by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 62ndMost Influential: 189thBest Weather: 1,702nd
The Holy Empire of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
We Shall Abolish Tomorrow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population4.628 billion

FaithDie-Hard Relativism


The Holy Empire of Eri-Maqa-Ena is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grandmaster with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.628 billion n-Enaci are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al-Daqa. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enaci economy, worth 489 trillion leaves a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,717 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eri-Maqa-Ena's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Die-Hard Relativism.

Eri-Maqa-Ena is ranked 13,554th in the world and 744th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 89,471.23 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 62ndMost Influential: 189thBest Weather: 1,702ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,941stMost Pacifist: 2,083rdTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,283rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,728thSafest: 3,034thHealthiest Citizens: 3,237thMost Inclusive: 3,349thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,621stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,638thNicest Citizens: 3,725thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,852ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,879thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,031stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,243rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,615thMost Primitive: 6,404thLowest Crime Rates: 6,456thMost Developed: 7,097thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,733rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,664thSmartest Citizens: 10,520thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,932ndTop
Most Cultured: 11,349thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,621stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,554thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,936thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,941stLargest Governments: 15,353rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,300thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,310thMost Secular: 18,842ndMost Efficient Economies: 18,973rdMost Stationary: 22,018th
Most Influential: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 110th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 114th in the regionMost Pacifist: 128th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 149th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 175th in the regionSafest: 175th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 205th in the regionNicest Citizens: 220th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 225th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 225th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 228th in the regionMost Inclusive: 229th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 247th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 247th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 285th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 312th in the regionMost Primitive: 347th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 399th in the regionMost Developed: 434th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 473rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 513th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 533rd in the regionMost Stationary: 555th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 581st in the regionMost Cultured: 583rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 699th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 704th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 722nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 728th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 744th in the regionLargest Governments: 750th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 908th in the regionMost Secular: 973rd in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 616 » Siwale, Notyoutopia, Pallaith, Corfad, Territorio di Nessuno, El Fiji Grande, Shibutani, Zeternia, Yaorozu, PlanetPunk, Sundred, Kwaj, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Dar es Saalam, Selfgradatude, United Draconia, Empy, New Trisone, Sunto, Shadowrik, Maott, Sil Dorsett, Buckerino, Holy Oranz, Wineclaw, Malta Comino Gozo, Wilkshire, Frances Francis the First of France, Ethnon, Universal State Formula, Pleroma Sans Romans, The Iron Lions, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Highton Islands, Arstungry, Moubarakistan, Great Bights Mum, Niradans, New Lakemba, Newpromisedland, Zokk, United Kahndaq, SORT, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, North Bratislava, Valhalla123, Dreadton, and 566 others.Omnistria, Cloydicia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Acrabinnia, Diodone, Panama Coalition, Napnomadia, Humptalumpta, Avemterra, Bearical, Azzarel, Antiyard, Alice Gardens, Ninjak30, Arimbia, Zumlandia, Xentherida, Amestris-Britannia, Yukti, Partax, Unsophisticate, Central Ryal, Daiz, Chukstik Illahi, Blackphir, Ice and Tinian, Ham Federation, French Bananastan, Montarc, Felpolandia, Gilakistan, BrightFutures, Joodey, Walter Jackson, Manticore utopia, The Discipled, Vexilia, Minuda, The Sinclarian Provinces, East Supple Lund, Prydania, The English Alliance, North Armatas, Wooleystan, Dopeland420, Tarr-Nation, East Wushen, The Windmilluminati, Western Vapia, David Davidson, Pruznia, Orenmark, The Bureaucratic Territories, Itallitopia, Cinnibar, The Gamer Party, Phoronu, Potatolandium, New Chilokver, Holy Marcus Empire, Old Emporia, Free Culture, Choistan, Dicko, Lemonbiscuits, Necromonia, LostLegion, Pasargad, Revolutionary Sealand, United States of Medford, Guer Aike, Karazan, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, United Asgardian States, Ilisseia, Neo Colorado, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Fascist Democracy, Esplandia, Soviet Terran, Pradovnia, Velon, Fengate, Fizban, Phualand, Detrivania, NationTownState, Orado, Dylanana, Kelvaros Prime, Saint Alaric, Ateala, The AP Republic, Aetulia, Toshavo III, Solmetria, Khayamala, Nordic-British Union, Fendlium, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Cors Evia, Viridiann, Unimaginable Doom, Republic of New Atlantis, Astronomical, Wisconsota, Haor Chall, Pauliestien, Centromuria, Virillum, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Ever dark, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Marmiedon, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Lorigia, Ajibola, Glurponia, The Albatraoz, Astrind, Vathnutum, Super Pax Americana, Seenvorland, Runeda, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Octicarg, PotatoFarmers, Aeolist, Preble, Vernest Quill, Supreme Leader Hadrian, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Solskjar, Freyford, VietAnhland, Faircliff, The Real Ram Ranch, Tachycardia, Fel Imass, Quentiam Viventem, Ereena, Palenhold, Gnomewatchers, Clan Spaniel, Iceland People, Kingdom Of Manaf, Leonfire, Kranostav, Pazair, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Easternryke, Ravendi, Xagill, Jovian Knights, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Zixu, Olofin, Zecit, Rumagna, Vesuva, TJUN-ia, Interdimensional Zone, Grue, Fraguale Cothe, Iron Cladia, Nationeer, Anungu, The New Communist Republic Of States, Drutopia Insomnia, Nolambur, Altivia, Sile Maungistan, Vloetia, The Republic of Wulfardia, Zupla, Valentine Z, Austral States of America, Eraver, Nova Arcania, Praeceps, Arlens Apartment, Hamerica, Adehgord, Alamei, States of Asra, Lucedeia, Singamadri, Fayyayid, Loli County, Volstokn, Merconitonitopia, Amderlask, Amblegreserland, Khoik, Arquadea, Rad Lads, Ivy Rekkia, Godwanna, New Avian, Dakota Territories, AAA Provisional Empire, MiaryBhalzhack, Ausnakulia, Psychotic Vegans, The Endless Eventide, Abonland, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Xyrron, Memenaide, Logovets, KhalChicken, Mordonerea, Spades Atlantic, Yokciq Empire, West Hamburg, South Almyra, Kamohoalii, Vauquelin, Noesantara, The Lancerian Empire, Prevaland, Crader, Conteria, Avastate, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Nisastria, Varola, The True Frog, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Gautania, Greater New America, Arizona Zervas, Alyrria, Fluffy Noodles, Greater Buenos Aires, Aingard, Schnuftelland, Dyrenell, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Fauzjhia, Okramija, Xatin, Oceanialia, Paul Pasch, Navsland, Greater Pittsburgh, U S Eh, Trance Empire, Planes, AGoodPlace, Frostcell, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Sikol, Citrus Rutaceae, Maroiogogistan, Solcius, A Ordem do Caos, Eywaan, Ivernary, Illusia and Neverendia, Saperisole, Great Latiko, Kargestan, Batatoland Empire, Oro-Yurdujan, Timothea, Harveney, Aoncarpa, Jaemir, Cowbridge, Miragnac, Grieslhiem, Cartures, Asoc lon, Zzozona, Bushkrub, Syracon, Pleasuretown, The Calabash Protectorate, True Equality For All, Navorden, Yellops, Termathe, Fully-Autonomous Gay-Space Luxury, Smesh, Aleavia, Artemis Selene, Integriata, Carlinland, Rainengrad, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Picairn, Entecavir, I Like Killing people, Lordelles, IslaNublar, Novatros, Libertania Democratica, The Holy Rysican Empire, Copola, Simone Republic, Kocherian, Arrivederci, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Hopsin, Guepo, Gabenia, Palisede, Dangine, 6th Rome, Camikistan, DIMAnism, Sakarna, Zimmerdachen, Maynilan, Innocentic, Yalgora, Eisenmund, Railroad Crossing, Mimia, Seanat, Falkendel, Lux Conos, Brocheland, Dropey, Purpose, Eurochina, Pizza Squared, Cretox State, Principia Mathematica, Bend Mai, Brucklania, Pigeonstan, Kingdom of Witcheria, Krazon, The Unicrons, Arichia, Lanlanland, Free Lives, Cabaifer, Maclare, Skeloski, Nouvelle-Floride, Miamington, Gin Tonic, Sembawang GRC, New-El, Soughts Souble, New Jamgra, Animu Place, Labora, Eastern Cous Empria, Kragsgale, The Great Imperial Roman Empire, Changjo, Jestings, Nichigo Sebe, Madjack, Salt-and-Pepper, Chadinton, Northern Glory, Ihsan, Pierresburg, Xipher, Loptous, The New Trumpland, WeKnow, Erubetia, Feelonia, Cosamaloapan, Astal Aavors, Ardretia, Drentusa, Orogonia, Bacciatto, Eslatani, Amerian States, Freuropic Wor, Sisang, Caladann, Cucuville, Buckhem, Ekaitokoa, Tangrene, Andexia, R libanon, Ramiru, Porotia, Neo Cheese Empire, ArizonaRepublic, Karakalpak Republic, West Papua states, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Nouvelle-Guadeloupe, Florevana, Xyroxes, Inner lorrainia, Emeraldtopia, Heilhum Imperius, Solphine, Moszce-Walvard, Fitchy, Gozenka, Ravenwan, Gambosnia and Herzegoman, Draconian Progression, Hardscrabble, Verytas, Intion North, Santalcine, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Kim Da-mi, Lulubellia, Tyirza, Aerilia, Morover, United Lokkia, Kurniastan, Lotion Empire, Multius, Nobec, Liminyj, PeoplesTotton, Republica Guilleana, South Baba, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Lanorth, Nuevo Navarre, United Capitalist Provinces, Federalania, Alqulonde, Outer Shenendoah, Shizzy, Imperial Pieserged, Glanst, Elvoreto, Kuldi, Chips and Guac, Vaireldanionistasi, Jeff II, Sardona, The Kingdom Of Wagies, North Unity, Rozarus, Irvari, Heidrenburg, Imortan Empire, The Asiatischen Reich, Cosmosplosion, Klecki, Daerlan, Ofira, An Identity Crisis, Commoterre, Warancia, Pinguioris, TyGerria, Kheshiga, Tamlra, Munchkins, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, AENEDELIAH, Angkor Raj, United Territories of Karthos, Indonisa Romana, Magna Banitia, Ocharckia, A Salmon Named Harold, Western Aurtoplethurd, A Die, Femanie, Mekine, Varisland, Islanes, Lackinsar, Sopernia, Arloria, Bala Mantre, Boston Castle, Kureizen, Jerzykowo, Saphrosynia, BosqueLandia, Ibarkla, Keurig Machines, Nijisanji, Tringapore, Federal Republic Of America And The Cari, Vladmir Putin, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Toopaka, Kuveria, Maratabat, Nodnarb, Srnsbaland, Tsandonown, The Turkish workers of Europe, New Ecronentia, Riechelburg, Austrian Confederacy, Better than US but still Trash, Soviet Potato Bear, Samfoychi, Venicea, Dai Nippon Yamato, Figyjharli, BeNeFiTS Of BeeFTiNS And FeeTBiNS, Democratic HomeLand, Testnation223, Pytong, Dejure, Religioncord, Seridian, Solimun, McDonaldsland, Whatever mo, Jurisa, Londinensi, Why Seriously, I Anixi, Bankowiata, Brsil, Al-Mubarraz, Harmonypine, Cadorto, Northwest Zedonia, Kazoo Basin, Wisso, The Clever Crow, Caffeinetopia, Falgne, Finchin, Arisscopta, The Unified Missourtama States, Xanatosi, Callecul, Armandinia, Ozstan, Strana Land, Gypsy Gems of Grayskull, OuterGalactic Federation of the Emu, The Ultimate Republic, Ammanies, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Vyata Temor, Osternia, NoNo NoNo No, PEG, Tatrum, Gulu Gulu, Ellbonnia, Fisle, and Desvios.

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