The Federal Republic of Erisoria is a huge, genial nation, notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-working, democratic population of 600 million Erisorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaleendamen. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Erisorian economy, worth 77.9 trillion Erisorian Simhins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 129,850 Erisorian Simhins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Erisoria's national animal is the seagull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Erisoria is ranked 49,372^nd in the world and 1,912^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 52.64 Whatever.