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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 74thMost Devout: 121stLargest Black Market: 284th
The United Socialist States of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Are you in the mood for something erotic?
Comrade Jonathan Golland
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Erotomania

Population24.635 billion

CapitalErotic City
LeaderComrade Jonathan Golland
FaithJediism

CurrencyDragon claw
Animalgolden lion

The United Socialist States of Erotomania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Jonathan Golland with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.635 billion Erotomanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erotic City. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Erotomanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,822 trillion Dragon claws a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 317,522 Dragon claws, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Organised crime is fine as long as there's a well-organised tax return, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Erotomanian satellites can detect it, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Erotomania's national animal is the golden lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jediism.

Erotomania is ranked 191,107th in the world and 4,703rd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 59.70448956688 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 74thMost Devout: 121stLargest Black Market: 284thMost Cultured: 574thMost Subsidized Industry: 820thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,143rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,297thHighest Economic Output: 1,467thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,498thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,067thHighest Average Incomes: 2,424thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,652ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,694thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,945thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,247thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,412thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,583rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,754thHighest Food Quality: 4,038thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,111thLargest Governments: 4,504thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,736thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,801stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,914thHealthiest Citizens: 5,561stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,585thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,827thMost Armed: 5,935thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,591stBest Weather: 7,674thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,786thLargest Populations: 8,550thNudest: 8,999thLargest Retail Industry: 9,879thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,425thMost Developed: 12,462ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,307thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 17,690thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,695thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,713thMost Patriotic: 21,342ndMost Conservative: 24,964thSmartest Citizens: 26,092ndMost Authoritarian: 26,526th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 57th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 59th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 102nd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 112th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 129th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 136th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 138th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 151st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 155th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 178th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 196th in the regionLargest Governments: 208th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 213th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 236th in the regionLargest Populations: 302nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 306th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 316th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 325th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 344th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 344th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 367th in the regionBest Weather: 430th in the regionNudest: 443rd in the regionMost Armed: 465th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 471st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 489th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 659th in the regionMost Developed: 755th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 811th in the regionMost Conservative: 977th in the regionRudest Citizens: 1,016th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,019th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Erotomania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Erotomania, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
  • : Following new legislation in Erotomania, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in Erotomania, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Erotomanian satellites can detect it.
  • : Following new legislation in Erotomania, organised crime is fine as long as there's a well-organised tax return.
  • : Following new legislation in Erotomania, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Erotomania, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Erotomania, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Erotomania, traffic news is delivered to drivers via carrier pigeon.
  • : Following new legislation in Erotomania, the roads are virtually falling apart.

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