Population | 24.635 billion |
Capital | Erotic City |
Leader | Comrade Jonathan Golland |
Faith | Jediism |
Currency | Dragon claw |
Animal | golden lion |
The United Socialist States of Erotomania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Jonathan Golland with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.635 billion Erotomanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erotic City. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Erotomanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,822 trillion Dragon claws a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 317,522 Dragon claws, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Organised crime is fine as long as there's a well-organised tax return, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Erotomanian satellites can detect it, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Erotomania's national animal is the golden lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jediism.
Erotomania is ranked 191,107th in the world and 4,703rd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 59.70448956688 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Erotomania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Erotomania, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
- : Following new legislation in Erotomania, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
- : Following new legislation in Erotomania, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Erotomanian satellites can detect it.
- : Following new legislation in Erotomania, organised crime is fine as long as there's a well-organised tax return.
- : Following new legislation in Erotomania, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in Erotomania, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
- : Following new legislation in Erotomania, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
- : Following new legislation in Erotomania, traffic news is delivered to drivers via carrier pigeon.
- : Following new legislation in Erotomania, the roads are virtually falling apart.