by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 693rdMost Influential: 1,091stBest Weather: 3,810th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Justice, Honor, Loyalty
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.603 billion

LeaderHigh King Cayo Mucio Escevola the Third

Animalsabertooth tiger

The Kingdom of Escevola is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by High King Cayo Mucio Escevola the Third with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.603 billion Escians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beatrix. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Escevolan economy, worth a remarkable 1,071 trillion reais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,903 reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, more and more people are signing up for the government party, war vets look after war animals, and minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Escevola's national animal is the sabertooth tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

Escevola is ranked 6,207th in the world and 212th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,895.8 Tourists Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 693rdMost Influential: 1,091stTop
Best Weather: 3,810thLowest Crime Rates: 4,324thHealthiest Citizens: 4,671stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,195thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,926thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,207thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,473rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,054thMost Developed: 8,221stMost Cultured: 8,738thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,960thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,573rdSafest: 10,814thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,534thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,613thMost Devout: 12,922ndSmartest Citizens: 13,426thMost Efficient Economies: 13,583rdLargest Governments: 13,931stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 14,222ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,425thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,429thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,528thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,716thHighest Economic Output: 16,889thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,894thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,911thMost Stationary: 18,164thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,543rd
Most Influential: 100th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 119th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 126th in the regionBest Weather: 131st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 155th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 175th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 188th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 234th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 251st in the regionMost Developed: 257th in the regionMost Cultured: 263rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 274th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 309th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 329th in the regionMost Stationary: 339th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 344th in the regionMost Devout: 353rd in the regionSafest: 365th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 391st in the regionLargest Governments: 406th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 417th in the regionLargest Populations: 417th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 421st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 423rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 452nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 488th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 495th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 498th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 524th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 562nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 630th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 644th in the region

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