by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 1,964thMost Devout: 8,370thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,678th
The Good Ol' Boah of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Peace, Grace, and Glory
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Population3.725 billion

CapitalSt June
LeaderJohn Gardner

CurrencyEskvennian Dollar
AnimalArctic Fox

The Good Ol' Boah of Eskvenn is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Gardner with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working, devout population of 3.725 billion Eskvennians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St June. The average income tax rate is 21.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eskvennian economy, worth 410 trillion Eskvennian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 110,277 Eskvennian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eskvenn's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eskvenn is ranked 179,248th in the world and 6,718th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.44 Obesity Rate.

Most Influential: 1,964thTop
Most Devout: 8,370thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,678thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,907thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,981stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,073rdLargest Mining Sector: 16,096thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,303rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,519thHealthiest Citizens: 19,792ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,215thMost Cultured: 20,595th
Most Influential: 216th in the regionMost Devout: 222nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 231st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 284th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 332nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 370th in the regionTop
Most Average: 481st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 493rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 563rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 602nd in the regionMost Cultured: 606th in the regionLargest Black Market: 615th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 656th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 673rd in the regionLargest Populations: 682nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 734th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 735th in the region

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