| Population | 5.18 billion |
| Capital | St Charleston |
| Leader | John Monroe |
| Faith | Christianity |
| Currency | Eskvennian Dollar |
| Animal | Dove |
The Front Porch Sittin' Republic of Eskvenn is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by John Monroe with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.18 billion Eskvennians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Charleston. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Eskvennian economy, worth 498 trillion Eskvennian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 96,209 Eskvennian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home, and minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eskvenn's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Eskvenn is ranked 199,061st in the world and 6,363rd in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.21 Weapons Per Person.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Eskvenn was endorsed by 
The Matriarchy of Danily.
- : Eskvenn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Eskvenn was endorsed by
The Republic of Galebland.
- : Eskvenn was endorsed by
The Commonwealth of Solanosco.
- : Eskvenn was endorsed by
The Republic of Green Sofia.
- : Eskvenn was endorsed by
The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
- : Eskvenn was endorsed by
The Democratic Republic of Trozzo.
- : Eskvenn was endorsed by
The Republic of Eastern Mekong.
- : Eskvenn was endorsed by
The Queendom of Merevane.
- : Eskvenn was endorsed by
The Still Best in TSP of Witchcraft and Sorcery.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 296 » 
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