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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 431stMost Influential: 703rdMost Devout: 8,329th
The Front Porch Sittin' Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population5.18 billion

CapitalSt Charleston
LeaderJohn Monroe

CurrencyEskvennian Dollar

The Front Porch Sittin' Republic of Eskvenn is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by John Monroe with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.18 billion Eskvennians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Charleston. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eskvennian economy, worth 498 trillion Eskvennian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 96,209 Eskvennian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home, and minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eskvenn's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eskvenn is ranked 199,061st in the world and 6,363rd in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.21 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 431stMost Influential: 703rdTop
Most Devout: 8,329thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,449thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,346thMost Cultured: 14,970thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,642ndHealthiest Citizens: 20,337thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,377thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,714thBest Weather: 21,955thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,164thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,947thLowest Crime Rates: 23,702nd
Most Influential: 50th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 59th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 242nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 375th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 398th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 424th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 457th in the regionLargest Populations: 607th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 627th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 636th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 696th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 708th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 714th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 719th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 724th in the regionBest Weather: 748th in the regionMost Developed: 757th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 768th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 784th in the region

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