The Commonwealth of Eslatani is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 238 million Eslatanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 20.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Eslatanian economy, worth 23.3 trillion Eslatanian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 97,964 Eslatanian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
It's best not to ask what goes into Eslatani City Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, and a third of Eslatanians are e-certified CEOs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eslatani's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eslatani, a third of Eslatanians are e-certified CEOs.
- : Following new legislation in Eslatani, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
- : Following new legislation in Eslatani, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
- : Following new legislation in Eslatani, it's best not to ask what goes into Eslatani City Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
- : Following new legislation in Eslatani, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
- : Eslatani was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Maott.
- : Following new legislation in Eslatani, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
- : Following new legislation in Eslatani, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Eslatani, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for.
- : Following new legislation in Eslatani, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
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