by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 999thMost Influential: 4,701stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,728th
The Commonwealth of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Liberty, Freedom, and Beauty
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population238 million

CurrencyEslatanian Dollars

The Commonwealth of Eslatani is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 238 million Eslatanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 20.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eslatanian economy, worth 23.3 trillion Eslatanian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 97,964 Eslatanian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

It's best not to ask what goes into Eslatani City Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, and a third of Eslatanians are e-certified CEOs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eslatani's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eslatani is ranked 4,728th in the world and 126th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,875.69 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 999thTop
Most Influential: 4,701stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,728thMost Secular: 5,445thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,595thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 11,180thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,383rdHighest Drug Use: 12,792ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,108thNicest Citizens: 17,446thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,272ndLargest Welfare Programs: 20,604th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 126th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 142nd in the regionMost Secular: 304th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 366th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 488th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 541st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 548th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 682nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 693rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, a third of Eslatanians are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, it's best not to ask what goes into Eslatani City Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Eslatani was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Maott.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 184 » Shibutani, Eri-Maqa-Ena, New Jamgra, Amerian States, Territorio di Nessuno, Koda-Land, Yaorozu, Sundred, Manticore utopia, Siwale, Ihese, Pazair, The Noviosyus, Hamerica, Wooleystan, New Lakemba, Walter Jackson, El Fiji Grande, Frances Francis the First of France, Unsophisticate, Lux Conos, The Rhein States, PotatoFarmers, Empy, Brucklania, Kragsgale, Noahs Second Country, The Tampa Bay Rays, Chukstik Illahi, Dangine, Fauzjhia, Holy Oranz, Abject Ludicrosity, Astal Aavors, Omnistria, The Calabash Protectorate, Zzozona, Dabarastan, Arichia, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, Lemonbiscuits, Dar es Saalam, Sikol, Shinjuku tokyo 0, David Davidson, The Bureaucratic Territories, Guer Aike, Damsmel, Zumlandia, and 134 others.Corfad, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Newpromisedland, Notyoutopia, Praeceps, Loutsland, 1 very fast endotarter, United Draconia, Kocherian, Simone Republic, Highton Islands, Dicko, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Xipher, Ethnon, BrightFutures, Artemis Selene, Necromonia, Buckhem, Etanur, Pallaith, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Daiz, Aeolist, Advancia-Sizzletown, Kingdom of Witcheria, Malta Comino Gozo, Ravendi, Interdimensional Zone, Principia Mathematica, Delageon, Ultra777, Erubetia, North Bratislava, Dadastan Archipelago, French Bananastan, Pigeonstan, Aoncarpa, Andexia, Arlens Apartment, Prydania, Cowbridge, Sea Ghost, Revolutionary Sealand, Schnuftelland, CryptoTransumanists, Sil Dorsett, Xyrron, WeKnow, Potatolandium, Eastern Cous Empria, Solskjar, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, East Akra, Westinor, Wit Noreis, Panama Coalition, Pleroma Sans Romans, Seanat, Yokciq Empire, Ihsan, Moubarakistan, Zeternia, Napnomadia, Yukti, Pokemanland, Clan Spaniel, Tikariot, U S Eh, Shadowrik, Neu-Galicia, Libertania Democratica, Heilhum Imperius, Yalkan, Noesantara, Sunto, Wineclaw, Selfgradatude, Eschatosia, Valhalla123, Paz Centralia, Vincone Cae, Vathnutum, Votak Matim, Kenaniahistan, Innocentic, Wilkshire, McMasterdonia, Maclare, Runeda, The Iron Lions, Draconian Progression, Xagill, Harjad, Eywaan, Daulatpur, Smesh, Therizia, Frahnkzaden, Railroad Crossing, Tyirza, Aerilia, Avastate, Cosmosplosion, The Endless Eventide, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, Healiopolis, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, New Octicarg, Basedania, Nouvelle-Floride, Lulubellia, Comfed, Snottelling, Outer Shenendoah, Shizzy, Nuevo Navarre, Amprak, Valentine Z, Glanst, Elvoreto, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Jestings, Rozarus, Hardscrabble, and Maott.

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